It's one of those insomniac nights that renders me a depressed zombie. Do note that most updates on this blog occurs when i am in those conditions. I caught a glimpse of the last update on this blog and noticed how irregular and inconsistent my blog posts are. If you are wondering why i even bother to keep this blog alive, wonder no more. Its because i have hopes that one day, one fine day, Dr Mahatir, Brian Mcknight, Sara Bareilles and Manu Ginobilli will come by and say " Hi ".
So to the readership of this blog, ( That makes about 5 people, my imaginary friend Dolly and myself included ) thank you for giving me the faintest hopes that you could be Dr Mahitir himself.
A small update regarding me. Today i was called a stupid idiot. Nothing out of the ordinary. I have been called misshapen beast, bottomless pit, spawn of satan, etc etc. Compared to those, I regard being called a stupid idiot a compliment. I'm sure most people would have been dubbed or dubbed others as a ' Stupid idiot '. Then it struck me into deep thinking. A very very rare occurrence. As if being called an idiot isn't bad enough, people seem to further degrade their targets by calling them ' Stupid idiot '. I mean look at it. Both those words carry the same definition. Why mention it twice? There are countless examples, eg. Dumb ass, Lazy bum, Fat glutton, etc etc. The question is why do these insults come in pairs?
Could it be due to the unruly urge to reinforce such derogatory remarks to make a point? To nourish the scornful tapestry of deceit underlying within in an artful way through verbal abuse? Feasible but not proven.
Sometimes it gets even more confusing. Take me as an example.
A few months back, I walked out to my double parked car to find a Maybank transaction slip awaiting my attention on my wiper. " Goody!! " i thought to myself. Finally, my dream of having an anonymous person bank money into my account has came true. Alas, i was crushed and despaired. All i greeted with was a note scribbled on that slip.
" U farking asshole u tink this ur grandfader road ah "
Note that i did not alter the above grammatically in any way. I wrote it just the way i found it. Its a pity that i disposed that slip in a rage of fury. I was so angry that i could not understand the message on that slip. Was it some code that i had to decipher? Could it be the winning combination to the lottery? A mystery that will be left unanswered.
What the hell does ' farking asshole ' mean? I am very sorry for the use of explicit material here. I realize the word ' asshole ' can be offensive and may cause emotional trauma. However, i have no idea what the word ' farking ' means. I can only assume that it means I am sovereign in a very distant land. I came up with the assumption after much deliberation and word jumbling.
I would love to continue my interest to study on the art of contemptuous rudeness, but i feel sleepy now. In the meantime, stop on your coffee break to ponder upon what you just read. It may save you tedious time in future should you wish to deploy your arsenal of insolent remarks in a limited amount of time.
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